STEPHEN COLBERT FOR PRESIDENT

Beside the fact he is a fellow Charlestonian, he makes the most sense in this murky group assembled for our approval. I'm backing him and so should you.

Fall Has Fallen

Comfortable temperatures, brilliant blue skies, hellllllloooooo fall. This had to be the hottest summer in the history of summers. Good riddance!!! Besides, this is the time of year the tourons (Tourist-Morons) go back to Ohio, Kentucky or wherever those non-driving assholes reside. We get our roads, beaches, and golf courses back and guess what? We don't miss their $$$ like we used to. The Grand Strand is becoming more self reliant as each year passes. Once we get an industrious tax base in our area we will be even closer to reclaiming our home from the tourists. Until then we will be slaves to the vacation crowd. Only 150 days until Spring Break!!! Enjoy the solitude while the "Coast is Clear."

Diverticulitus

I suffer from Diverticulitus and have been hospitalized 3 times since the first of April. Every colonoscopy that has been scheduled for me, has been interrupted by another infection, hence putting off my surgery. I just missed this last chance by a measly 5 fucking days. I'm in pain both physically and mentally. The company I work for has been spectacular through this, but Christ Almighty, enough is enough. Just allow another flare up to stay away so I can have a colonoscopy and then surgery to remove the diseased portion of my Large Intestine. Am I asking to much? It's not like I'm asking for World Peace or the Cubs to win the Series. (Both which I hope to live to see in my Lifetime)