STEPHEN COLBERT FOR PRESIDENT

Beside the fact he is a fellow Charlestonian, he makes the most sense in this murky group assembled for our approval. I'm backing him and so should you.

Fall Has Fallen

Comfortable temperatures, brilliant blue skies, hellllllloooooo fall. This had to be the hottest summer in the history of summers. Good riddance!!! Besides, this is the time of year the tourons (Tourist-Morons) go back to Ohio, Kentucky or wherever those non-driving assholes reside. We get our roads, beaches, and golf courses back and guess what? We don't miss their $$$ like we used to. The Grand Strand is becoming more self reliant as each year passes. Once we get an industrious tax base in our area we will be even closer to reclaiming our home from the tourists. Until then we will be slaves to the vacation crowd. Only 150 days until Spring Break!!! Enjoy the solitude while the "Coast is Clear."